why does waldo wear stripes? because he doesn’t want to be spotted
this is legit humour
(via amandomivida)
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
(via not-quite-words-enough)
my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101
as in
a class that teaches you how to climb trees
let’s talk about the american education system
(via high-im-tayl0r)
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
you ask him nicely
i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
(Source: goldenjoeandthesugginsgang, via mousekat)
Reblog if you have boobs
piercethesirens-in-onedirection:
one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
Hahahahaha
I don’t care if this doesn’t go with my blog I’m not taking the chance
I barely got boobs as it is I’m not tryna lose em
the notes tho
THE NOTES
(Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via youramazingjustthewayyouare21)
